Hello DNC Phone Minions,
Yes! I know you have my phone number…
Thanks, for the wakeup call the other morning – some of us like to sleep in but it was so kind of you to think that my day would be spoiled if I wasn’t up before 8:30 am on a Saturday.
And three calls on Sunday… that was nice, it made me feel like I wasn’t alone in the universe.
But really… STOP!!!
I’ve been a Democrat my entire life – mostly because I’m one of those scary single issue voters – but you are really putting this to the test.
The last time I talked to you guys I mentioned I was unemployed. Shocking, but I still am, so I have no money to give you and I’m not big on giving my time. And you wouldn’t want that anyway ‘cause I’m the kind of person that irritates other people ;-).
Best option… so I don’t migrate to the Green Party or (sin of sins) become an Independent… stop calling me. I’ve averaged nearly 3 calls from you every day for months. I know you know I’m a sucker – that’s why you keep calling – because once I answer the phone I’m stuck.
So I don’t answer.
I’ve been not answering for over six months… you do the math.
Okay I’ll do the math… averaging 2.75 calls a day for six months… hmmm…that is 502 phone calls.
Really, I won’t miss you… and I’m sure there is someone out there who will answer your call.